Cattack!
This is a story of two friends, Meowy and Meowler, who met on a very boring Monday in the park, and ever since then, they've been best friends, but in the utopian paradise of Purropolis, they uncover a dark secret, which could potentially change the once perfect utopian paradise into a crooked dystopian hellscape of criminals and crooks..
Join these two friend in an unlikely journey of a lifetime...
Chapter 1 : Page 1
Once upon a time, there was a cat (called Meowy) who loved to yap about stupid theories. It wanted to talk ALL the time, but nobody had time to talk, because they were either busy with work or other things, so it was sad for most of the time, with nothing to do, it decided to go to the park.
Chapter 1 : Page 2
Then, a strange orange cat came to it and started to talk.
"Hello, dear furry stranger, I am Meowler, I have heard you need someone to talk to, and nobody has time to talk to you about your strange ideas, but, do not worry!, I have all the time in the world!"
Meowy said, "Yes!, thank you very much, I hoped somebody would come along and talk to me one day"
So, they started blathering about how pineapple on pizza was made by the U.S.A as a propaganda, and how meteors are just satellites covered in rocks and that we live in a simulation, they laughed over the strange and gleefully weird theories they were talking about.
(For reader/viewer disclamation, all of the theories here are all false)
Chapter 1 : Page 3
Then, they decided to walk together throughout the park and talk about how boring their days have been because they hadn't had a single person to talk to.
They said many quotes during that walk, and what their favourite colour and music was, they decided to go get some popcorn and go to the movies and watch a cool movie, the movie was about a cool cat who escaped the "Matrix" called Meowmur, who realised that cats are being farmed for their energy by robot dogs, who trapped them in weird capsules that suck the life out of them! (Oooh so scary!!!).
Chapter 1 : Page 4
Then, once the movie was finished they decide to head home for the day. As they walked home, they realized they have a LOT in common :
- they both liked video games
- they both liked walking and talking
- they also liked ARG's
So, they rushed back home, excited for what adventures the next day would bring.
Chapter 2 : Page 1
So, they got ready and walked down the pavement and talked about how or what the new attraction in the circus may be, which was in Purropolis, the capital city of Meowlia (where this story is set).
The attraction in the circus was a hologram of the city!
They were so excited to check it out, so they tried to get there as fast as possible (they managed to arrive on time, securing their spots for the circus).
Chapter 2 : Page 2
They had decided to go to circus and explore the new attraction in there, which was the hologram of the whole city.
They watched in awe as the hologram of the city highlighted the top landmarks, such as the towers, buildings and other awesome things like the museums.
They decided those should be their next destinations.
So, they decided to set off early once the hologram show ended.
On their way, they talked about how calculators were secret spy tools.
And how the sports industry was secretly a scam to distract people.
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Then, they decided to go to the museum where they each bought tickets and feasted their eyes on the ancient ceramic throne, the glorious chef's hat, and the weird mitten-like thing.
They decided to check out the exhibit of humour, which featured a strange rainbow cake cat that poops rainbows and the weird list of other humourous oddities.
They exclaimed at more of these abominations of long-lost humour.
Then, they moved on to the exhibit of knowledge, which wielded strange shapes called "fractals" and mysterious graphs and symbols, which long long ago, helped an ancient civilization advance.
Which was a new fact they learned, yet they wondered: "What ancient civilization?"
As soon as they looked to the left, a sign spelt out "HUMANS".
Once the visit was over, they started theorising what humans could possibly be or what they do.
Chapter 2 : Page 4
And then, they started theorising about humans.
Meowy asked, "Did humans have tails?"
Meowler replied, "No, it is quite unlikely that would have been true."
Meowy eagerly replied, "What would a human look like?"
Meowler replied, "To be honest, I have no idea, but probably what we've seen at the museum, other than that, I'm as clueless as you."
Meowy replied, "Okay, that makes sense, thanks for clarification. Anyways, where should we go next?"
Meowler answered, "Okay, we'll go to the next destination, the Meowscraper."
The Meowscraper is the tallest skyscraper in the whole wide world, standing at a staggering 1,313 meters tall!, it was built on April 11th, 1954 by the great Purranos Meowsli.
Chapter 2 : Page 5
Once they walked up to the Meowscraper, they felt shocked how large/immense it was to them, and the fact that people built this shocked the both of them.
Meowy exclaimed, "WOAHHH, this is massive!"
Meowler replied, "I couldn't agree more, they say it's a massive office building."
Meowly muttered, "Office building!?!??!, I thought this could have been a massive museum or conference center..."
Meowler stated, "We must get going, or the building might close. It was stated by the owner of the building that it will close early today for a maintenance check."
Meowy agreed, "Yep, we better get moving before it closes!"
Meowler added, "Ok, Let's go!"
Chapter 2 : Page 6
When they entered the Meowscraper, they were suprised of how sleek and modern it is.
The halls were pure white and the windows a dark-light shade of blue, the interior very pale, monochrome and grayscale.
They wondered: "How was such a tall building made?"
So they started blathering about if it was built with the help of aliens or other higher dimensional beings.
They thought that those might be plausible due to the building's insane height, which would have been insanely difficult or impossible to build without assistance from another species.
CHAPTER X : PAGE I
"Hello gentleman" 01 stated.
"Hello, 01" 02-100 replied.
"What's the matter, 01?" 02-100 questioned.
"There are 2 felines, whom have been theorising that the Meowscraper was made by aliens or higher dimensional beings, do you realize how DANGEROUS this could be if they actually got onto this?!?!"
91 stated, "We understand, sir"
63 and 67 presented, "We have some information on them, here it is :
- Meowy Purrmur : 20, she/her, Address : 35 Purrel Road, Purropolis, Meowlia, Born 2014, 15th March, 15:23:45:299:2879:679:544:575:757:673:351:562 //Hour to Plank Length Format, Surname type : Patronymic, Parents, [Mother : Meowlia Purry. Status : Alive] , [Father : Meowmurren Purrmur. Status : Alive].
- Meowler Meowmuren : 21, he/him, Address : 89 Meowmel Street, Purropolis, Meowlia, Born 2013, 28th August, 14:27:42:69:401:782:394:106:855:22:954:072 PM //Hour to Plank Length Format, Surname type : Matronymic, Parents [Mother : Purrmia Meowmurren. Status : Deceased] , [Father : Purrmer Meowling. Status : Alive].
- Distance between suspects addresses : 1523.89744476689347444883754336887565 meters.
This is the information we currently have, sir".
01 exclaimed, "Very well, 63 and 67, you get a week off."
63 and 67 responded as they left, "Thank you very much, sir"
01 stated, "Well, keep your eyes on those two at all times 2-27,28-53 collect more data on them, 53-62,64, 65 and 68, you set up cameras right round Purropolis, 69-100, you need to track them by water, air and land, now, everybody go and do their jobs"
Everybody, other than 63, 67 and 01 said, "Sir, we will get onto our tasks immediately, good bye"
01 muttered, "I'm not going to let them slide, Meowy and Meowler, no matter how much bloodshed, murder and bullets it takes".
CHAPTER X : PAGE II
"How did they EVEN think up of that" 01 slammed the table.
"Those pathetic feline idiots.. how on earth did they do that..." 01 stated.
"Oh, 00, I wish you were here to help me, you were the best leader I ever met.." 01 recalled.
"You were such a good leader, but those theories drove you to insanity, since I haven't seen you in a decade, I will bring down this city into chaos and hell with the help of Euthsmonismia, that 6th dimensional everborn galactic star lord" 01 said.
"I have initiated a plot to take those two down, no matter the costs or bloodshed, 00" 01 said.
"Now, it shall start" 01 smiled malicously.
"Greetings, 01" Euthsmonismia introduced himself.
"Oh, hello, Euthsmonismia" 01 remarked.
"How is the plan going?" Euthsmonismia asked.
"Good, all units are set out, except 63 and 67, I have given them a break for a week, plan should be complete in 3 days, every unit and me should be protected by you, and all else must perish" 01 explained.
"Okay, I shall go now" Euthsmonismia said.
"Goodbye" 01 said.
"Goodbye" Euthsmonismia said.
Chapter 4 : Page 1
Meowy said "Hey, Meowler, is it me, or do I just feel like something bad is happening?"
Meowler replied "Yep, I also agree, and it seems to be coming from the Meowscraper.."
Meowy remarked "Wait, what if the maintenance check wasn't actually a maintenance check?"
Meowler exclaimed "You're right, when we were walking throughout the building, I saw a strange cat in a tuxedo with the tag 01 on it enter into a meeting room with a red door, which is obviously suspicious"
Meowy stammered "Woah, how did I not notice!!!??!?!!"
Meowler stated "Maybe we should sneak in?"
Meowy agreed "Ok, let's go!!!!!!"
Meowler exclaimed "That's the spirit!!"
Chapter 4 : Page 2
As they rushed to the Meowscraper, they talked about their plan.
Meowy muttered "Woah, the weather is quite chilly"
Meowler replied "I couldn't agree more, but, let's keep going!"
Meowy eagerly replied "OKAY!!!!!"
When they arrived, they went to the 53rd floor (where the red door was) and when they entered, they saw a huge room with a huge circular table with 100 seats, each numbered from 1-100, and a recorder in the seat titled 01, so they took it, exited the room and went to Meowy's house to check it out.
When they arrived, they decided to hear it, they heard about how they've been marked as "DANGEROUS" and the plan to destroy everything except the organization and a weird, 6th dimensional being called "Euthsmonismia".
Meowy and Meowler exclaimed "W-WW-WHAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!"
Meowy said "Whoa, this is crazy, we need to stop them"
Meowler responded "I agree, but, how, they have a 6th dimensional being on their side?"
Meowy exclaimed "We send them to the 10th dimension forever, the organization will perish, and the 6th dimensional being will be stuck in it forever!"
Meowler said "Sounds like a good plan!"
Chapter 4 : Page 3
So, they looked far and wide, low and tall, and in every nook and cranny.
While looking, they realized that there was a strange, very light-green door, which very much resembled nuclear waste, in the middle of nowhere, the air around it smelt of rust and decay, a faint fluorescent light bulb buzzing sound, so they decided to explore.
Meowy exclaimed "WOAH, what is that door?"
Meowler replied "Well, I have no idea, but, it may hold something that could help us"
Meowy muttered "Okay, it may be our only hope"
As they opened the door, an immense pulling force pulled them in..
When they woke up, they saw a massive dekeract being with a lot of eyes
"Hello, I am Aegothemaupen, a 10 dimensional being"
Meowy and Meowler responded in fear "H-HH-Hello.."
Meowy and Meowler responded in fear "We need help, there is a plot involving a 6th dimensional being called Euthsmonismia, and they want to destroy the our planet Meowlia and turn it into a hellscape of chaos"
Aegothemaupen exclaimed "Oh, the foolish good-for-nothing Euthsmonismia! I have tried to capture him many times, but this is too far!!"
Meowy and Meowler mumbled excitedly "We think they should be banished to the 10th dimension, so we are very grateful of your help, Aegothemaupen"
Aegothemaupen replied eagerly "Okay, I shall start helping you, effective of today!"
Meowler and Meowy exclaimed "LET'S GOOO!!!!"
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"Now, we must lay out a plan" stated Aegothemaupen
"Understood" Meowy and Meowler replied
"Hmm, what if we summon some other high dimension beings to take out the other units, and we take on Euthmonismia and 01?" Meowler suggested
"Excellent plan, Meowler, maybe we should also bring a portal with us to the 10th dimensional prison in it, to lock up Euthmonismia" Aegothemaupen remarked
"Okay, I think we should be good to go!" Meowy responded
Then, they set off to go and stop those good-for-nothing villains and their plan.
Chapter 5 : Page 1
"Well, let's get this started, Euthsmonismia" 01 smirked maliciously
"This is for you, 00" 01 recalled
"Greetings, 01, I have initiated your plan and everybody is doing what they are supposed to do" Euthsmonismia remarked
"Well, I hagve to thank 50 for building this building in 1954, about 80 years ago, rest in peace, 50.." 01 recalled
"Well, I'm going to tell 63 and 67 to prepare because, if we need extra intelligence, they would be our best choice, we do not know what the enemy is preparing" Euthsmonismia explained
"Thanks for pointing that out, Euthmonismia, I will get them to be next to me in the battle so they could collect data, with live statistics" 01 remarked
"This is for you, 00, I hope you are proud.." 01 muttered
Chapter 5 : Page 2
As soon as they reached Purropolis, they noticed other felines screaming and running around, and a massive death ray on top of the Meowscraper.
"WOAH, we better get moving!!!" Meowy exclaimed
"We agree, we don't have that much time!" Aegothemaupen and Meowler replied
Then, they rushed off to the second tallest building in Purropolis, which was another office building
"EUTHMONISMIA!!!!!" shouted Aegothemaupen at the top of his voice
"A-Aae-gothem-aupen?..." Euthmonismia mumbled in fear
"YOU HAVE BEEN OUT FOR TOO LONG, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PIG!!!!" Aegothemaupen screamed
"Oh, seems like the enemy has arrived" 01 smirked maliciously
"Well, I have something to tell you, enemy.." 01 remarked
"I am not a cat.. I am a human, this was just a disguise, everyone in my organization is a human in a cat costume, and we were just planning to burn this earth down and make it's residents all perish, then we will take over." 01 sneered maliciously
"Ever since 1954, we were trying to take over, 00 was our leader, he wanted to make us humans great again, and now, 80 years later, his dream will come true." 01 explained
"In addition, we have tracked Meowy and Meowler ever since they were born, from the hour to the planck length, and where you live, your surname and parents, oh, also, Meowler, ever wondered why your mother is deceased? That was done by agent 09." 01 smirked maliciously
Chapter 5 : Page 3
Meowler, just shocked about the news of his mother's murderer, is fully enraged. Meowy is equally as shocked and enraged and wants sudden revenge.
"I'M NOT LEAVING TILL ALL OF YOU ARE GONE!!!!" Meowler responds in a very enraged matter
They took down each unit, until only 01 remained.
"Well, 01, your time is over" said Meowler, before proceeding to push him off the building
"ARGONASEN!" Aegothemaupen shouted
Then, a massive yellow beam shot through at Euthmonismia, effectively sending Euthmonismia into 10 dimensional prison.
"What just happened?" Meowy and Meowler asked
"I eradicated all of them, that beam came from our units, we should celebrate!"
Then, everybody celebrated the victory of their liberators.
The end